you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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