im drinking this country out of the recession.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My bed smells like the plague
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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