i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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