god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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