K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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