ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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