you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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