Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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