I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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