Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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