Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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