everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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