Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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