I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We have so much sex to catch up on
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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