i just had sex bonerless
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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