what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I wear drunk well.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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