Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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