Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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