her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.