White coat. Heels.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one