there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My dick has a subreddit
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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