This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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