It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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