i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You were trust falling into bushes
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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