Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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