I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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