it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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