I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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