Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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