he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
3 2 1 whiskey
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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