took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize