: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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