it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
