when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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