in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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