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(305): View more from Florida

alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.

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(305): alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog. http://tfl.nu/iy0a

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everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.

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it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.

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(847): everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool. (224): it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you. http://tfl.nu/qam8

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(702): View more from Nevada

We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs

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Wtf? Why?

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I want awesome conversations to show the world.

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(702): We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs (1-702): Wtf? Why? (702): I want awesome conversations to show the world. http://tfl.nu/kf4n

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(443): View more from Maryland

at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them

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(443): at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them http://tfl.nu/jmz8

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(613): View more from Ontario

Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?

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(613): Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making? http://tfl.nu/bys4

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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(540): hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends. http://tfl.nu/iv37

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(815): View more from Illinois

i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.

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you need to get laid.. and an oil change.

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(815): i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since. (1-815): you need to get laid.. and an oil change. http://tfl.nu/z8d3

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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us

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(214): Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us http://tfl.nu/gb64

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(510): View more from California

You did a strip tease for the toilet.

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(510): You did a strip tease for the toilet. http://tfl.nu/5nns

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.

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(803): Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization. http://tfl.nu/ap11

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?

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(508): Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit? http://tfl.nu/74kz

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(440): View more from Ohio

I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...

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(440): I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning... http://tfl.nu/pfq3

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.

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(308): I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards. http://tfl.nu/31cw

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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find

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(215): shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find http://tfl.nu/sf13

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(416): View more from Toronto

well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself

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(416): well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself http://tfl.nu/ylfg

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