I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick