i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?