Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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