He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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