I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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