apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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