Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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