My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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