I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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