): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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