I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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