In the future we'll all be gay
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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