He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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