Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I would fuck him just for his dog
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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