idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We had sex on a dog bed..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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