Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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