this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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