if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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