That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Let's get the cat blown out
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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