He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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